I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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