The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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