The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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