i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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