The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.