Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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