I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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