remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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