Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
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You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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