The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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