i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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