so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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