Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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