my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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