That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
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The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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