Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My nipple is on Facebook.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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