They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
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