Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Dignity is for republicans.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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