How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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