do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you didnt know i had herpes?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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