can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
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You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
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Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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