dude i'm inner monologue high
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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