Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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My dream of liquor pitchers came true
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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