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(424): View more from California

I'd wear matching sweaters with you

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(512): View more from Texas

my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again

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(616): View more from Michigan

She acts like you when your on meds

(510): View more from California

She acts like batman?

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(251): View more from Alabama

Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?

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(740): View more from Ohio

Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?

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(314): View more from Missouri

i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again

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(515): View more from Iowa

i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink

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