You're so nebulous sometimes
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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