White coat. Heels.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
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I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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