im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
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Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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