I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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