i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
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You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
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that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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