ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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