normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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