Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Also, beer. Big fan.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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