none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
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I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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