So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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