is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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