Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
How naked do you want me to be?
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