insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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