This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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