you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
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We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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