she looked like the bat from fern gully.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
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It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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