I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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