So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
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when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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