He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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