oh god the rape fog is back!
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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