Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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