i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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