Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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