My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You work out of a Hotel?
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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