What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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