It's Friday. Sex?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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