wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
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Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
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I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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