Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
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Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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