walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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