Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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