May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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