what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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