Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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