Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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