i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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