I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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