I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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